Title : This conversation actually happened.
Title :
Title : Drunk.
Title : Emo Inspirational Moments
Title : Maybe? How should I know??
Title : Yes, I actually said this today.
Title : Deepest Sympathy
Title : Walkie Stalkie Check
Title : Please, do.
Title : I was in a pickle of doom.
Title : Right?
Title : Hot pipin' relationship.
Title : (There are no children in Seattle.)
Title : Shiver me timbers!
Title : It was originally "You're stupid." :)